Star has a cover story about celebrity makeovers. One celebrity is Megan Fox, whose career is foundering since she decided she didn't like being an adolescent sex fantasy directed by the ridiculous hack director Michael Bay.
The other is Kelly Osbourne, whose career arc is completely unknown to me.
Angelina Jolie gets three cover stories this week, two as part of the major gossip couple of our generation and one as a bad mom, according to an ex-nanny Krisann Morel. Here are the headlines.
Angelina, "Ice queen" mom
The nanny tells all! shocking book exclusive
The incident that drove nanny Krisann Morel to tears! How Angelina stages photos and orders nannies to hide
Ignores hurt Shiloh
Chaos at home: Kids literally swinging on chandeliers!