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Showing posts with label Beyonce (with an accent) Knowles. Show all posts
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On the Rocks alert and Bun In The Oven Alert™: Jay-Z's secret love child.

Publication: Star
Date: 26 Sept. 2011

Welcome to gossip hell, Jay-Z!  While his bride Beyoncé get mentioned on the cover of a supermarket rag every two months or so on average, This is the multi-platinum rapper's first story in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter.
 
And it's not an auspicious beginning. In an exclusive story, Star says Jay-Z is the father of a love child and this is a "shock" for his newly pregnant wife.


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Bun in the oven alert™: Beyonce's pregnancy news.

Publications: People, Weekly Life & Style, OK!

Date: 12 Sept. 2011



Fresh trash on Thursdays! Since Beyoncé's confirmation of pregnancy happened on Sunday, there was plenty of time for the gossip rags to get the story in this week's edition and three decided to put her on the cover. Here are the headlines.

  • People: Beyoncé pregnant!
  • Weekly Life & Style: Beyoncé four months pregnant
  • OK!: Beyoncé: baby news!

Best wishes to all concerned.






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Breaking news: Beyonce is pregnant.

Publication: Justjared.com

Date: 28 August 2011



Beyoncé Knowles, low flying angel and wife of the rapper Jay-Z, showed up on the red carpet on the MTV Video Music Awards this evening with an obvious baby bump, and her representative has confirmed she is pregnant with her first child.



There have been a couple rumors of pregnancy for her in the past few years, but the most recent was ten months ago, so I'm going to say that one is now officially a lie.



Best wishes to all involved.






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False advertising alert: How to get Beyoncé's rockin' body!

Publication: People

Date: 15 August 2011



People says they can tell their readers how to get Beyoncé's rockin' body.



At least some of People's readers are male, so this offer likely does not apply to them. And for some very large percentage of the female readership, even in top physical condition, your body and Beyoncé's may not be close to equivalent.



Just sayin'.












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