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Showing posts with label Queen Elizabeth II 2011. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Queen Elizabeth II 2011. Show all posts

Damn You Skinny Alert™: Kate Middleton refusing to eat.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style

Date: 22 August 2011



Fresh trash on Thursdays! Last week, there were no stories about Wills or Kate in the American supermarket gossip rags, but they are back with a vengeance this week. Weekly Life & Style has a grab bag of stories about too skinny celebrities, but the big headlines go to Kate Middleton. Here are the headlines.

  • Stressed over kidnap threats
  • Pressure to be the perfect princess
  • Rebelling against the queen





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Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Queen orders Camilla to stop bullying Kate!

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Sorry for the weird picture. I was trying to find a shot of all three of the women in this story, Liz Windsor, Camilla Parker-Bee-otch and Long Tall Katy all together at once and this is the best I could do.

So, the Queen herself has stomped her mighty hoof and asked for the end of the alleged Camilla-Kate unpleasantness.

Though honestly, let's be fair. if Buckingham Palace, the very old building with the very sensitive feelings, wants to end the Camilla unpleasantness once and for all, it might take a high speed paparazzi chase in a Paris tunnel, if you know what I mean.



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